Thing we have learned fron Resident Evil

[Like20Ninjas]

1. If it isnt shiny, dont bother with it.

2. All injuries can be treated by smoking some green herbs.

3. Said green herbs take up as much space as a grenade launcher.

4. Items put in boxes magically teleport to other boxes.

Go ahead and add your own...

[Dante2014]

-Viruses are bad
-Randomly pressing buttons on machines can help sometimes.
-Typewriters can raise the dead by altering time.
-Even the most illogical complex locks are not completely secure.
-Pharmacies are evil.
-Despite the best genetic engineering available, B.O.Ws are still vulnerable to rookie cops and college students.
-Monsters have internal clocks telling them when the best time to attack is, which by coincidence is when a valuable item is picked up.
-People make terrible green-herb/weed jokes.
-Everyone thinks youre a zombie despite having healthy skin and clean clothes.
-Guns fail for everyone else other than you, score.
-Spooky mansions secluded in a wood are surprisingly not safe havens.

[Headless-Leon]

Your given a change of clothes and overkill weapons at a start of a new game.
You can die many funny diffrent ways.
No matter how many times raccoon city is blown up, its built back up next week without anybody noticing.
All these locations seem to be hosting a large variaty of weapons in the most obvious of places.
Youll need to input objects into a certain object to open a door which looks alot easier to be kicked down.
Your allies always seem to -cough- you over or get in way and die.
Hunk is always acompanied by some meat shield.
Zombies seem to follow other zombies fashion trend.
On end boss, your always presented a rocket launcher.
Infected/mutants in biocontainers always seem to come to life when your by them.
You can never save survivors. atleast not ones that attached to the plot. (R.I.P guy in shop on RE2)
Giving survivors on outbreak broken objects is really funny but not advised.
There is always 1 asshole that injects virus into himself or to use it for a stupid plan that will never work.
Bad guys never win, especialy ones who talk to much. ones that talk less tend to escape.

[thezombiemessia]

- Raccoon City was one of the first test areas for the No toilets building scheme. It failed. Raccoon City used to be a real place in this world, the game was designed to trick us into thinking otherwise so it was easier to remove from the map.

- If you look and act like Val Kilmer, you WILL gain Super-Human powers. Plus the added bonus of tight leather trousers and Sun-glasses.

- Despite being native only to the Arklay Mountain range, you will find healing herbs everywhere.

- Umbrella Corp. used to be the main sponsors for Nintendo and were thus given advanced versions of their consoles for labwork.

[Member_of_STARS]

-It doesnt matter how far you develop the story, you can always scrap it midseason and the fans wont even blink an eye.

[thezombiemessia]

Originally Posted by Member_of_STARS

-It doesnt matter how far you develop the story, you can always scrap it midseason and the fans wont even blink an eye.

This thread used to be a happy place...your doom and gloom has killed that happiness now.

I mean, seriously...Im pretty sure that we all get that you dont like RE4, RE5, the new direction of RE, and pretty much anything that Capcom attempts to do now.

Can we not leave it be? Or, at least, can you stop coming across as so insulting with everything you post?

[Parjay]

- Bored maintenance men design plugs around Chess pieces.

[JDK]

Originally Posted by Member_of_STARS

-It doesnt matter how far you develop the story, you can always scrap it midseason and the fans wont even blink an eye.

oooh thats cold STARS, imo nothing was scrapped, racoon city was destroyed, umbrella liquidated, a new infection comes on the scene, wesker working behind the scenes gets a sample, a couple of years later a new pharmaceutical corp emerges and the chaos starts all over again, thats story development imo, not story scrapping.

- Bored maintenance men design plugs around Chess pieces.

- Despite being native only to the Arklay Mountain range, you will find healing herbs everywhere.

those two are my favs so far :lol:

[Dante2014]

-Never to think Gee, this would make a good movie..
-Zombies eat rifles or decent guns that doomed NPCs carry.
-Men are stronger than women but can carry less.
-Experimental vaccines just work.
-Reoccurring women always wear the same colors.
-Wearing sunglasses at night does not hamper vision.
-Wearing sunglasses hide bloodshot cat eyes.
-Art museums make great police stations.
-Ominous spies appear when a puzzle takes two people to solve.
-Evacuation systems test people to see if they are worthy of living.
-Combining a lighter and a green herb is not funny.
-People in Raccoon city write too much and take vague photos.

[Headless-Leon]

No matter how much they improve graphics and gameplay fanboys wont stop crying about how they missed things up. :lol:
Survivors arent smart enough to inform presidental leaders about umberella and what they have been upto....or why they have an inventory of weapons and ammo.
Zombies will drop a full corpse for live meat.
bosses consist of having a variety of sharp weaponry.
S.T.A.R.S members wont save you.