*finally awakens from the deathly slumber caused by the Umbrella Breath Mint cascade from Dante2014*
*mutates into an even better form, a more powerful form*
*looks around, feeling the power coursing through his body.*
*Suddenly realises that his hand has a new mutation...a kazoo shaped mutation!*
I am the first to grow biological Birthday Kazoo! The power is mine!
*blows on the Bilogical Birthday kazoo*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAO!