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draconacticus
03-12-09, 13:16
In response to Ten's twitter "Zombies and Santa: do they go together? Debate" Soop and I wrote this...
Bashing through one's foes,
With one corpse more to slay,
Off their heads must go,
Chewing all the way,
Shotgun blasts ring,
Kill everything in sight,
What fun it is to laugh and sing,
A slaying song tonight,
Oh Jingle brains, jingle brains,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to maim,
And slice and dice and slay,
Jingle brains, jingle brains,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to maim,
And slice and dice and slay
I've run out of ammo,
I've got no time to hide,
And soon the zombies near,
Will be chewing on my insides,
My chances are looking grim,
My cries are all in vane,
Their teeth are sinking in,
And now i want your brains,
Oh brains brains brains,
brains brains brains,
brains brains brains brains braaaaaains,
brains brains brains
br-brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
We think this proves the answer is yes.
Brilliant! :D
Wait for my answer to that, coming soon (enough) :p
Carbonox_Ratchet
03-12-09, 13:59
Sing it live at the party on Saturday, or bust.
draconacticus
03-12-09, 14:05
Sing it live at the party on Saturday, or bust.
Oh really? Some say I have a singing voice like dripping honey*
(*honey filled with glass and hammers)
Somebody who isn't travelling internationally (I have enough stuff to drag across the pond already.... ) print out the lyrics, so we can all sing together?
It's on!
(I know Charmed69 LOOOOOOOVES Karaoke stuff like this. xD )
Somebody who isn't travelling internationally (I have enough stuff to drag across the pond already.... ) print out the lyrics, so we can all sing together?
It's on!
(I know Charmed69 LOOOOOOOVES Karaoke stuff like this. xD )
Done, 50 copies printed and ready to go :D
draconacticus
03-12-09, 14:26
Done, 50 copies printed and ready to go :D
Oh dear god, what have we done?!
Oh dear god, what have we done?!
You've been in the forum for long enough, you should know me by now :hop:
Unfortunately I'm scheduled for a cigarette break at the EXACT time you'll all be singing. Damn.
Ah ah, on the 7th I'll look in youtube for that song, maybe we have a Susan Boyle in the community...
Might end up on our video player, you never know :D
Sky_Dragon
03-12-09, 15:07
Brillance!!!
Least if we are that bad we could be the next Jedward
I demand video, audio, image footage. Also, cover versions and one version with the Hanson Brothers.
:-)
What is this, I don't even.
CaptainCortez
03-12-09, 16:46
That was pretty rad. Time for me to think of one, now! :p
The people and Santa versus the Zombies, Dean Martin style.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire and death's delightful
And since we've no nade to throw
Let's a go! Let's a go! Let's a go!
It doesn't show signs of flopping
And I've seen some heads for popping
The zombies all want to go
That's a no! That's a no! That's a no!
When we finally win the fight
How I'll eat my old neighbour, Norm!
But if you really, don't lose sight
All of my life I'll be warm.
The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, and friend's are crying
But as long as you always throw,
Cause them woe! Cause them woe! Cause them woe!
The Dean Martin song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vsYFF0rTE
A different version with no lyrics, so you can sing my zombie and santa song along with it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3URx4eTWvbo :p
Have fun!
Edit: I'll sing mine on cam, if I get a chance when nobody's in.....I have little short of a month, so it should be fine. Uploading would be the only problem, as my webcam is in HD, so I dunno how I could make the video file smaller, with no editing software. :/
AlienHunter
03-12-09, 18:43
ahahah LOL this made my day :D
charmed699
03-12-09, 19:13
We wish you a bloody Christmas!
We wish you a bloody Christmas!
We wish you a bloody Christmas and a new year full of slaughter.
Fresh brains we bring to you and your undead.
Fresh brains for Christmas and a happy new year of slaughter.
Oh, bring us a body with a pumping heart.
Oh, bring us a body with a pumping heart.
Oh, bring us a body with a pumping heart and a brain that still functions.
We won't go away until we get brains;
We won't go away until we get brains;
We won't go away until we get brains so give up and come out.
We wish you a bloody Christmas!
We wish you a bloody Christmas!
We wish you a bloody Christmas and a new year full of slaughter.
Not fair that you guys get all the fun carols. :D
CaptainCortez
03-12-09, 19:23
Haha! :p
I reckon we should all somehow submit a video from webcam of us singing it, and then send it to Ten for a Capcomrade Christmas Carol Montage! :D
I reckon we should all somehow submit a video from webcam of us singing it
I support that :giggle:
thezombiemessia
04-12-09, 01:19
Awww...maaaan...I really wish I could come to this party now.
Next year, guys, I promise you I will be there next year. I will come baring brains...I mean gifts, baring gifts...
CaptainCortez
04-12-09, 01:32
Are you going to come with two other people, so you can all come with "Garghhhhh", "Frankenstein" and "Murghhhhhhh"? :p
How come you can't come this time? :/
thezombiemessia
04-12-09, 01:43
I may have to get a T-shirt with that on...
I can't come because of a major lack of money, and lots of issues going on at home. Lots of stuff that needs to be sorted out before I can go anywhere outside of my regular haunts.
CaptainCortez
04-12-09, 01:48
I agree with the t-shirt. :p
That's a shame though mate. Hopefully your home and personal issues will be sorted though. It's not nice when you miss out on things which you'd really like to attend.
Anyway, I hope you have a great weekend mate, regardless of the situation. ;)