View Full Version : This is why crocodiles make shoddy ninjas
Carbonox_Ratchet
16-11-09, 19:06
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html
Rest in peace sneaky croc
so sad but such amazing photos too, 3rd pic down at first i thought the rest of that crocs body was inside that hippo!? then i noticed its tail :facepalm:
Woodlandbunny
16-11-09, 19:23
Ouchie. Poor croc. Nice try though. :(
I was REALLY hoping that this thread was going to make a reference to the "2x2=Shinobuden" anime, which features my favorite voice actor as one of the main characters...
Only thing that I have to add is a quote from that page itself:
"Let this come to show, if a hippo tries to mug you or steal your car, just give it whatever it wants!"
The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Africa.
(...)
Even though they are bulky animals, hippopotamuses can run faster than a human on land.
They look harmless, but they are very dangerous. People are usually more afraid of crocodiles, but hippos are worst.
Yeah, it's a common misconception that hippos are harmless, probably because there aren't as many recorded attacks on people as sharks, lions, et cetera.
The ninja croc never stood a chance, the worst it could give is a nasty, non lethal bite, the Hippo's jaws probably broke its neck.
draconacticus
17-11-09, 08:56
Everyone who's ever played Hungry Hippos can tell you first hand the devastating speed and accuracy of a hippo's bite.
chaosriotzero
17-11-09, 08:59
Everyone who's ever played Hungry Hippos can tell you first hand the devastating speed and accuracy of a hippo's bite.
lolz! maybe the croc stepped on the hippo trigger
but seriously, that croc just died and theres some jerk at the mail writing stupid puns underneath all the photos. I like crocs, they look cool
This is why you shouldn't mess with Hippos:
The Poke Hicky Game! (http://megaswf.com/view/bb9d22fb6a749c9fee30df82d091a9c0.html)
I made that =]
Hickabod that's so stupid....
I played it fifteen times because I couldn't stop giggling.
Kieron Baird
17-11-09, 20:05
Sayonara brave warrior, may your soul find peace in the next world.