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Does anyone actually have a kazoo?
I'm tempted to get one and make videos for those that have birthdays.
I have a mouth organ. Good fun :D
thezombiemessia
28-08-09, 13:33
*walks out of Dante's High Security Safe with the Birthday Kazoo in his mouth*
*looks down at the Kazoo*
"Bis spis sbeal?"
*takes Kazoo out of mouth*
"Is this real? Does this Kazoo truly exist?"
*blows Kazoo*
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Ummm...I don't have a real Kazoo...not sure about Dante ^_^
WHAT IS KAZOO ??!!
cewolf out
2 billion and 98 years ago last tuesday, in the deep reaches of space in the xcru sector, a civil war brewed on the planet of Axnytharrm. The dominant race known as the Quastah split itself in to two factions to fight for the planet, over time, however, they evolved differently from the other, the one faction developed large mouths and noses, and called themselves Tastah, the other grew large ears and called themselves Hestah. The Tastah developed sound weapons to combat the Hestah, and the Hestah developed poisons and toxic weapons to combat the Tastah.
The Tastah, however, developed the most horrific weapon, a device that shot a horrific noise at the sensitive ears of the Hestah, those who didnt explode, became mentally ill, the Tastah one and seized Quastah in a new era of peace, the Tastah leader, Hygaquionkaqon, declared the horrific weapon be tossed in to space to prevent its murderous wrath being used upon the innocent and kindly Hestah.
The weapon drifted in space for billions of years until it reached the alien planet - Earth. As it crashed deeply through an alien structure and clacked harmlessly at the boots of the strapping devil, Dante2014, who picked it up and took it home, a year passed before Dante realised how to use it, blowing on the end, however, due to the different anatomy of the human, it played a whimsical quack. Amused, Dante used the legendary artifact to amuse people on their birthdays.
2 billion and 98 years ago last tuesday, in the deep reaches of space in the xcru sector, a civil war brewed on the planet of Axnytharrm. The dominant race known as the Quastah split itself in to two factions to fight for the planet, over time, however, they evolved differently from the other, the one faction developed large mouths and noses, and called themselves Tastah, the other grew large ears and called themselves Hestah. The Tastah developed sound weapons to combat the Hestah, and the Hestah developed poisons and toxic weapons to combat the Tastah.
The Tastah, however, developed the most horrific weapon, a device that shot a horrific noise at the sensitive ears of the Hestah, those who didnt explode, became mentally ill, the Tastah one and seized Quastah in a new era of peace, the Tastah leader, Hygaquionkaqon, declared the horrific weapon be tossed in to space to prevent its murderous wrath being used upon the innocent and kindly Hestah.
The weapon drifted in space for billions of years until it reached the alien planet - Earth. As it crashed deeply through an alien structure and clacked harmlessly at the boots of the strapping devil, Dante2014, who picked it up and took it home, a year passed before Dante realised how to use it, blowing on the end, however, due to the different anatomy of the human, it played a whimsical quack. Amused, Dante used the legendary artifact to amuse people on their birthdays.
:giggle:
That was so worth not getting a real answer...
http://hummbucker.com/
That's a godly kazoo if ever I saw one.
And it's wipe Hestah right out.
Woodlandbunny
30-08-09, 20:52
http://hummbucker.com/
That's a godly kazoo if ever I saw one.
And it's wipe Hestah right out.
That is a pretty epic kazoo. *throws away Guitar Hero and gives Kazoo Hero a go*